Episode 46: The President's Bunghole

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2018

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

You already know who it is!!!!!! Mike and Jesse are yammerin and stammerin all about who won the Big Gadget Hole Prize (it's Greg), why the homeless hate tech, whether or not brains have electricity, and so much more, but not too much more in a way that's annoying. Plus, we've got Mike's Big Game wrap-up and several angry voicemails from conservatives. Please enjoy the show. And if not, remember, this is the free one, so it's not even really supposed to be that good.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com) and the one and only Mark Brendle. Special Thanks to Lyndon B Johnson and George Brett (RIP if they're dead)

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0:00.0	Schemers and Giffers and Wanna Be inventors
0:03.4	We're trying to get your money so they can get rich real fast
0:06.4	But Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast
0:16.0	Because you don't need that bullshit, no you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app.
0:19.0	You just grab some headphones you folks are all in luck.
0:22.0	Mike and JEF are back with your Kickstarter sucks.
0:25.0	Yeah, uh, Jesse, you want to drown my ass?
0:31.0	Call me?
0:34.0	I'll give you my directions.
0:36.0	You can come over here and give it a try, big boy.
0:40.0	I hope this is Jose. Did you really say that you think conservative college
0:48.1	should be held underwater? I mean I'm not even conservative and I think that that's sickening. That is really truly
0:57.5	upsetting. It makes me sick and sad. Honestly, I just can't even, why would you even fathom to say something like that about
1:09.2	young kids?
1:10.2	You're a sick person and if you want to respond to me my name is Kelly.
1:18.0	Hey you fat fuck do me a favor again in the tub today and kill yourself.
1:23.2	Yeah, my number is 616.
1:25.4	I was calling to see if you wanted to get me your address because I'd love to come give you a
1:29.7	chance to put my head under water until I stop breathing you fucking little coward
1:33.9	Hey everybody welcome to YKS Jesse Ferr here Mike Hale also here
1:42.8	we're doing this over the computer which is I don't have to
1:46.5	technically say it I don't think kind of
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