I'm Molly and I'm Matthew and this is spilled milk the show where we cook something delicious eat it all and you can't have any and today we're talking about my favorite thing,

Paper towels.

Mmm, delicious.

I don't know, like I'm a little nervous about this episode

because I'm not sure if it's okay to love paper towels as much as I do.

I know.

So Matthew and I take turns doing the research for episodes and I did the research on this one and

I went deep down this like moral quandary of you

know that I think we should all confront when we're talking about disposable

paper products right? Yeah I think we have to kind of think about it in the way we would

think about like a quarter pounder with cheese. Like is it good in kind of a

cosmic like you know like planetary sense? No. Is it good yeah okay I think that's fair I think that our

listeners are sophisticated enough to understand that extremely

sophisticated metaphor.

Oh yeah, yeah, our listeners navigate complex moral quandaries every day.

I think this is true.

I think all human beings alive in 2020igate complicated moral quandaries every day.

Shout out to complicated moral quandaries.

Yeah, like, do I spend my time listening to a podcast

for two dumb dums talk about dumb stuff

or do something worthwhile with my time.

That's a moral quandary.

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