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Spilled Milk

Episode 454: Kale Chips

Spilled Milk

Molly Wizenberg and Matthew Amster-Burton

Arts, Food, Comedy

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2020

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0

I'm Matthew and I'm Molly and this is spilled about the show where we cook something

0:08.1

delicious eat it all and you can't have any today we are talking about kale chips. Yep, you've been asking for it. We're

0:17.5

going to do it. The hot new food, all the kids are talking about kale chips.

0:21.6

Wow, you really pulled out your radio voice there.

0:24.6

Yeah, I applied for this job selling kale chips.

0:28.0

Oh, okay.

0:30.0

In the kale chip marketing department, and so I just, I want to be sure I'm ready for that.

0:35.0

The last night we watched this online concert by Broadway star Sierra Bagus

0:41.0

and she was talking about how when she auditioned for the

0:44.0

little mermaid she got the part in part because she was she had practiced

0:49.8

skating around on Healy's which she knew was going to be required for the part and like other people who tried out were just like clumsy oves.

0:57.8

Wait a minute, are you serious? This is all true. In the Broadway version of Little Mermaid,

1:02.0

like they're wearing something sort of like

1:04.3

Healy's? Yes, for like the underwater scenes to like give it like a fluid underwater sort of feel and I think they're

1:10.5

literally Healy's brand Healy's.

1:12.6

That's fantastic.

1:14.1

How did we get here?

1:15.6

Oh, right.

1:16.6

So in order, like, in order for me to get the Kale Chips job,

1:21.7

like I need to live and breathe kale chips marketing between now and then and so that's why I

1:26.2

requested that we do this episode. Okay great all right let's get right down to it.

1:30.4

Matthew who did request this episode? I don't did I do request this? I don't know.

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