Episode 449: The Absurd Appeal of Spongebob

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

Not every Apple Watch is trapped on the wrist…the new “It all starts with a shift”, or “Pets always can’t make us stop hugging them”? Only time will tell. And you can see the time by looking at your old watch which you have shoved into a Game Boy case and put on your nightstand for some reason. Until then, we’ll always have hot swappable, quick reload boba tea cups – for the tactical milkshake drinker on the go!

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0:00.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee.
0:07.5	In the input, baby, two certified players
0:09.8	with swag and risk.
0:10.8	You ain't never heard a better podcast than this.
0:12.9	Volume of a seat back.
0:14.2	Crack for six-pack to the worldwide kings of the game.
0:16.9	We're back.
0:17.3	So come on.
0:18.5	It's YKS.
0:19.5	Come on.
0:21.8	Drop that beat. It's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that feet.
0:24.7	What's the fucking, I don't even, oh, there it is.
0:27.9	Hey, guys.
0:28.7	I was listening to the podcast
0:30.4	the other day, and you put on the episode
0:32.8	of My Strange Addiction
0:34.9	where the girl
0:36.7	drinks 100 cups of coffee, and I was excited to go home and show my boyfriend because he loves the show My Strange Addiction.
0:44.4	And see, the thing that you seem to leave out was the other section in that episode was a woman who keeps sniffing her dad's underwear and I just was wondering what your thoughts on
0:57.0	I got a girl who just missed her dad's underwear is it just kind of seems like something you guys
1:02.8	would talk about on the podcast and might be interested in it might be something that
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