Episode 450: Dan’s Apartment

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 134 minutes

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Summary

(David Attenborough voice) Bitch…you live like this?? Recorded from Producer Dan’s home studio in beautiful Vancouver, British Columbia, it’s the return of YKS: No Plans Edition, in which we kind of just fumble around the website and get sidetracked by whatever else is going on! Which, in this case, mostly means looking for various “pens”. It’s good.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

Catch up on all the metaphorical action of Farrarch IV: Some Kind of Monster on the It's Just A Podcast tier of YKS Premium at patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks! Last week the burger boy himself, Nick Wiger, re-enrolled in Scare Studies 101 as we reviewed Pixar’s Monsters University! And this Friday, we begin our studies of birds both past and present with Twitch’s iPaintBirbs and Jurassic World: Rebirth!

Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey,
0:01.0	S and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah,
0:07.5	in your inbox, baby,
0:08.6	two certified players
0:09.8	with swag and risk,
0:10.8	you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.3	than this volume of a seat back,
0:14.2	crack the six-pack,
0:15.2	to the worldwide kings
0:16.2	of the game, we're backs,
0:17.3	come on,
0:18.5	is YKS, come on.
0:21.8	Drop that beat. Hey, everybody. Welcome to another YKS. I'm J.F. Mike Hale is not here, but he's, well, he's somewhere, isn't he? What's up, fucker? There he is. He's on his computer, and I know what you're thinking. Whenever you hear DV and JF, not in the same room
0:39.6	together, but instead connected by the modern miracle of the internet. Did they have a falling out?
0:45.8	Did Mike do something at Jesse's house like clog the toilet, and his wife has now banned him
0:51.2	from coming over to the house. No.
1:00.2	Did a new super bug hit the U.S. healthcare system with millions dead?
1:01.9	And that's why they've separated.
1:03.4	Not yet.
1:07.5	But I'm wondering, can you bet on, okay, real question.
1:08.4	Yeah.
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