Episode 448: We’re Gonna Make You Sick

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 March 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Hey everyone! Thanks for “March”ing into the episode haha. Well obviously I’m in a silly mood today, and when you hear about these Kickstarters, I think you’ll know why! But for this one, you “Must Love Dogs”! Because two of them are about dogs. And I was just thinking about that movie I’ve never seen before. I’m not even sure who’s in it. And I bet it sucks. But when it comes to talking about movies that suck, I will save the vast majority of my energy for Farrarch! Coming up this Friday on YKS Premium! Hooray!

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0:00.0	What's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee.
0:07.5	In the inbox baby, two certified players with swagriss.
0:10.8	You ain't never heard a better podcast than this volume of a seat back.
0:14.2	Crack the six-packed to the world-wide kings of the game we're backs.
0:17.3	Come on.
0:18.5	It's YKS.
0:19.5	Come on.
0:20.8	Drop that beep. What's YKS. Come on. Drop that seat.
0:24.1	So, Mike.
0:25.1	It's up Jesse.
0:25.9	Hey, Dan.
0:27.5	Collin says my wife and I are expecting a baby boy next month.
0:33.2	Coming up quick.
0:34.1	Coming up fast.
0:34.9	We're getting the baby's room already.
0:39.3	Find a bunch of stuff. but there's just this one thing.
0:42.3	I'm trying to figure out, I thought maybe you guys could help me out.
0:46.3	I'm just wondering, do I got an upgrade from the 38 millimeter Apple Watch up to the bigger 42 millimeter watch.
0:59.3	I don't know.
1:00.1	What does it say about someone when they've got the smaller one?
1:04.4	Are you looking at them kind of sideways thinking, you're making a judgment.
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