Episode 447: Two 40 Year Olds Made An Amazing Podcast All By Themselves

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2026

⏱️ 143 minutes

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Summary

I honestly can’t believe it. These two old guys put out another podcast. And they do it basically every week! Now, it’s not really about anything in particular. And it embarrasses them if you bring it up. Most people seem to use it to go to sleep. But like…wow! Lots of people don’t do podcasts. And these guys did. At the end of the day, yeah, it sucks, but they still did it! Plus, a different guy did a lot of the work. But still. Pretty cool.

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0:00.0	Hey
0:02.0	S and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee
0:08.0	in my kids
0:09.0	Who's swag and risk
0:11.0	You ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	In this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack
0:15.0	To the world-wide kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that feet.
0:22.8	Hey, boys.
0:24.1	I just remember the story from my childhood.
0:27.7	I had this one friend who was more of a bully slash enemy than a friend, and he left our apartment complex when we were like 12 or 13 and like on the last day they moved out him and his
0:43.6	single mother I was like hey if you guys want me to like vacuum for you like just leave it unlocked
0:50.3	and for some reason they said yeah so then I went into like his bedroom and I like jerked off onto his wall.
1:01.1	I guess it's like revenge to the next tenant.
1:07.2	Anyways. That's kept me going for 20 years now.
1:14.2	Hey, everybody.
1:15.2	Welcome.
1:16.3	Welcome to YKS.
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