Episode 446: Top 10 Rarest Labubu

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2026

⏱️ 130 minutes

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Summary

There is good in this world…take my little robot vacuum, for instance. No, don’t! I love him! But really though. He’s just doing his thing. Sucking up dirt and wiping the floor and only driving through dog doo doo one time in his whole life and never again. Then he goes back to his hole and throws up the dirt and pees out the yucky water and falls asleep for 23 hours. In a way, isn’t that what we all do? (Guy who is being driven insane by technology except it’s his robovac and not an AI girlfriend): Yep. We are not so different, my vacuum and I. Not so different at all.

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0:00.0	Hey, S and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah,
0:07.5	any input, baby, two certified players with swag,
0:10.3	and risk, you ain't never heard a better podcast than this,
0:12.9	volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack,
0:15.2	to the worldwide kings of the game, we're backs, come on,
0:18.5	is YKS, come on, is Y. KS. Come on. Drop that deep.
0:23.8	Hey, guys.
0:25.3	I just wanted to share something with you.
0:29.3	I have a new manager at the job, and he's been sending these really awesome, inspirational
0:35.0	texts to everyone on the team every morning.
0:38.3	So here's one that I think would really perk up to you guys for the day.
0:43.3	Good morning, peeps.
0:45.3	And it's a emoji of a little chick, a chicken chick.
0:50.3	Today's reminder, consistency beats intensity.
0:53.3	You don't have to be perfect.
0:55.6	Just show up, take care of each other, and do the right thing.
0:59.7	Great teams aren't built in big moments.
1:02.4	They're built in a thousand small ones done well.
1:05.1	Let's stack some wins this week.
1:07.2	And it's got that emoji of a arm flexing.
1:11.5	But yeah, I'm wondering, do you think this is like, this has to be chat
1:16.6	GCT, right?
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