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The Dick Show

Episode 447 - Dick on Size-Inclusive Cars

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.81.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 February 2025

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

I am robbed at trivia again, a woman flies a helicopter into a plane, a Nigerian scammer was running the US Treasury, a fat woman sues Lyft because she can't fit in the car, Canada goes on strike, and the Zen of scraping car rims; all that and more on this episode of The Dick Show!

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0:00.0

I think that's pretty cool.

0:01.0

Are you getting slimmer or did I slim your side?

0:03.6

Has your side of the screen always been this slim?

0:06.0

Is it just you?

0:07.0

It's me.

0:08.0

You have a slimming effect?

0:09.0

Well, for every pound veto gains, I lose one.

0:12.0

Oh wow, you better be careful.

0:13.0

I know.

0:14.0

He's fighting the war with Ozimpic right now.

0:18.0

He's winning the war against Ozympic. He might be the one to keep all

0:21.6

his teeth after all this. He's going to be patient zero. He's going to have his teeth. His teeth are

0:26.2

going to fall out and we won't have lost any weight. I thought of the name that I was searching

0:31.5

for. Remember the bonus episode? I wanted to fix the elevator problem with fat women. Correct.

0:36.7

Because I was at the ultrasound place, the baby

0:39.8

store, and a great big fat woman got into the elevator with my wife and I, my pregnant wife

0:46.3

and I and I and another man, and put us all in mortal danger. Right. Because of the density of the

0:52.7

woman. Right. So big, she oozed into all the spaces and cracks.

0:56.1

And I said, something must be done about this.

0:57.8

Maybe Pete Buttigieg, maybe the new transportation secretary can come in and make some sort of an edict banning, you know, putting a limit on buffaloes in elevators.

1:08.7

Right.

1:09.0

Women, large women in elevators.

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