Episode 446 - Dick on Eating Paste

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2025

⏱️ 167 minutes

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Summary

A woman pushes for size-inclusive rope, a woman misspells a football team, my mashed potatoes get thrown away, Trump becomes the supervillain president we need, ValueSelectTV gets in a car wreck (and comes in studio), Riley's lawyers call in about Texas harassment law and Eric July's 911 calls, Ross Ulbricht is free, the Digital Deez Nuts reserve, Brian Johnson races erections with his son, Vivek plays Fur Elise, and people pulling cute sh*t about Bitcoin; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Here we go
0:03.0	Oh
0:04.3	Oh, Red Bull
0:07.0	Mm-hmm
0:08.0	Got time to get juiced up
0:10.0	What you kids call those energy drinks?
0:13.2	Call it my juice
0:14.1	Gotta get juiced
0:15.6	I just call it Red Bull
0:17.6	You just call it Red Bull, huh?
0:19.8	I just call it that thing that makes me want to get into the soapbox derbies and fucking crash in the water.
0:24.6	Oh, I just saw them doing the Fluke Talk thing.
0:27.7	It looks like fun, man.
0:29.0	Have you ever been to one?
0:29.8	No.
0:30.6	A friend of mine did it.
0:32.1	And let me make sure this is streaming.
0:35.5	I'll tell you that story.
0:36.4	Yeah.
0:38.7	It didn't go well for him.
0:41.6	There we go.
0:43.6	Oh, it sounds great, Johnny.
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