Episode 445: Boosting Crotch Dimensions

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 141 minutes

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Summary

He drops back…taking his time…locates his target…and boom! The connection is made! That’s right, the connection between podcast file and RSS feed, of course! And with that, another historic episode of YKS has been posted, and JF has showered DB with the celebratory Sports Electrolyte Drink. What color was it? Well it was either red or green…let’s ask that fool!! Nah but that was a lot of fun. And so is this episode! Except just like this weekend, the best part is the ads and the halftime show (Producer Dan chugging a gallon of Aquafina).

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah,
0:07.0	in your inbox, baby, two certified players with swag and risk.
0:10.0	You ain't never heard a better podcast than this.
0:13.0	Volume up for seat back, crack for six-pack,
0:15.0	just a worldwide king to the game, we're backs, come on,
0:18.0	is YKS, come on. Drop that feet.
0:22.6	Hey, guys.
0:23.9	I wanted to ask you about the other music capital of Tennessee.
0:30.6	Who are your Memphis guys, you know?
0:33.7	Who are the rappers that you would want to kick it with?
0:39.1	You like hang out with Project Pot or like Kingpin's Gimmie Punt or maybe like a juicy
0:47.7	Jay.
0:49.1	I don't know who you got.
0:50.3	Who's in your smoke circle from the Memphis rap scene?
0:57.3	What J.F. say? He'd be like, shut the fuck up.
1:01.2	Welcome to YKS everybody. I'm J.F. This is DB.
1:04.8	DB, your Memphis Smoke Circle.
1:07.5	Yeah. Who you got? Who's going in there?
1:10.1	Yeah, probably, uh, well, shoot, I guess
1:13.1	Glorilla. Yep. La Chette. Yep. Hanks to boo. Ha ha. Okay, I'm sensing a pattern here.
1:20.0	Yeah, there's a kind of theme going. Hell yeah, dude. Meanwhile, I'm posted up over here with Kieglock.
1:26.5	A ball and MJG.
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