Episode 444: A Serious Moment with Bubbles the Chimp

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 February 2026

⏱️ 144 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

If Bubbles the Chimp were here today, I like to think he would say “Hey man, YKS is, like, my favorite podcast, dude!” And I just remembered that he is alive, but I guess I meant “here” in the sense of like, being right beside me. Which would frankly be terrifying. I don’t want to be anywhere near a chimp. With all due respect to chimps, of course! They seem to have a lot to offer the world, and it’s certainly difficult to deny their charms, but a safe distance is preferable as far as I’m concerned. Alright now, let’s see, what is this episode about? Says here it’s about computers coming to life and kissing us. Well that will certainly be an interesting tale! Tune in to find out.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)

As much as I hate to say it, it’s the truth. YKS Premium is the ONLY place to get more YKS. Lock in your Classic Pricing today and enjoy hundreds upon hundreds of hours of YKS, which for the most part is all about getting hit in the nuts and going owie owie owie!!!!

Wow, 2026 is gonna be lit!! Gift subscriptions to YKS Premium are now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift

See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jail it in my head and you're in much
0:08.2	baby two certified players
0:09.8	with swag and rins.
0:10.8	You ain't never heard a better podcast in this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	crack the six-pack to the worldwide kings
0:16.2	of the game we're backs and come on
0:18.1	is YKS, come on
0:20.3	drop that beep. America But Max is more Is Y KS, come on Drop that beat
0:21.8	America
0:25.2	America!
0:30.6	Mike, J.F, it's your old
0:32.4	buddy Rudy Giuliani.
0:34.4	I just wanted to call you and tell you.
0:36.5	I love the show.
0:57.2	Just wondering if you guys wanted some more of this Rudy coffee. It's easy on your stomach, and that's the reason that I like it so much. There's a lot of rich flavors, but the thing I've got to stress, that it's real easy on your stomach. Most coffeeees that I have in the morning upset my stomach,
0:59.0	and Rudy coffee doesn't do that.
1:03.1	Rudy coffee doesn't upset your stomach.
1:05.1	Okay?
1:05.8	Love you, boys.
1:06.6	Love the show.
1:08.3	America!
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.