Episode 444 - Dick on Fighting Fires

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

LA burns down, Vito's Gaia's Cradle burns down, Ralph burns down, I take my Pokemon cards to the grader, a man poops in his car, the HMWH drop a banger of peace, three lesbians walk into a bar, Afghan Boomers discuss Bacha Bazi and/or Social Security, fake visas, parenting advice, the best plumber in the world show, crowd surfing while fat, and I forget to do the intro; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	waiting
0:00.7	waiting for their lives
0:03.1	to move forward
0:03.8	waiting for the show
0:04.8	to begin
0:05.2	so their lives can start
0:06.4	in earnest
0:07.9	you can begin the week
0:09.2	anew
0:09.6	ernest starts the show
0:11.2	Ernest
0:11.8	Ernest starts
0:12.8	man those were
0:13.6	great movies
0:14.3	you know
0:14.7	I turned the
0:15.8	Ernest saves Christmas
0:16.7	on and I'm sitting there
0:17.8	I'm doing like
0:19.0	the lecture of that
0:20.0	you know that meme of the guy lecturing,
0:21.9	that hot blonde and like the tennis match. I'm doing that but with Ernst to my girlfriend. I find
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