Episode 443 - Dick on Counting Calories

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2025

⏱️ 104 minutes

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Summary

Meta introduces Black AI people, wrong questions at the ultrasound place, Null is told to lose weight and overreacts, giant boob vaccine sideeffects, a marine does a terrorism, I am banned from the Food Bank, the Magic Castle, the All State Ceo releases a message of tolerace, and British r*pe gangs; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	They spent years trying to train black people to become what they want, but they weren't listening.
0:06.6	Black people said, oh, hell no, we're going to be us.
0:09.4	We're not going to be, what was that?
0:11.0	What was that fucking, what was that noise?
0:14.2	How do I turn on streamer mode and stop that noise forever?
0:18.4	How do I stop the fucking no?
0:20.3	Are you sure I'm not getting distorted at the high end? How the fuck do I stop the fucking... Are you sure I'm not getting distorted at the high end?
0:22.6	How the fuck do I stop the fucking noise?
0:25.6	Stop the fucking noise!
0:28.6	Stop the fucking noise!
0:30.6	Say it, one more time.
0:32.6	How do I stop the fucking noise?
0:36.6	I'm gonna die. Is Rumble not working? Someone said it never works.
0:44.3	There it's working. It's working right there. You idiot. Check your, you're in my settings. Yeah, tell me
0:49.7	specifically how to do it. Don't say it's in the fucking settings. You don't think I know it's in the
0:53.8	settings? It's obviously in the settings. It's a thing from the program making noise. Where the
0:58.3	fuck else would it be? Of course it's in the fucking settings. Be thorough. Don't half-ass your
1:03.5	advice. Tell me where to go in the settings. It's in your settings, Jack Menoff. No fucking
1:09.7	shit. No fucking shit. It's in the settings, Jack Menoff! No fucking shit! No fucking shit, it's in the settings!
1:13.6	Go live on Vimeo, I know!
1:16.6	Where is the thing to stop it from making noise when I'm streaming?
1:21.6	It's called Streamer Mode!
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