Episode 443: Let’s Get Some of that Sauce

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 January 2026

⏱️ 133 minutes

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Summary

Alright, the power’s out and the heat’s off. Let’s not use up the last bit of our phone battery hotspotting the laptop to write some long drawn out episode description gag where I replace the lyrics to Jidenna’s breakout hit “Classic Man” with stuff about doing a podcast. But like, it would be really easy. I’m a Podcast Man. You can be me with an SM7b. I’m a Podcast Man. And oh yeah I’m dressed really fuckin annoying too. And I’m swirling around a microphone cord even though that could damage the microphone. “The bad boy of podcasts”. Me. And my crazy friends, too.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, S and we're getting crazy, Mike and yeah, yeah, yeah,
0:07.5	any input, baby, two certified players with swag and rins.
0:10.8	You ain't never heard a better podcast in this volume of a seat back.
0:14.2	Crack the six-pack, just a worldwide king's of the game we're backs.
0:17.3	Come on.
0:18.5	It's YKS, come on.
0:21.7	Drop that beat. Hey's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that beat.
0:24.3	Hey, boys.
0:32.2	My therapist asked me what podcasts I was listening to because she said I've been reading too many self-help books and listening to many self-help podcasts.
0:36.0	I was, like, impressed to tell her, or like happy to tell her.
0:41.5	Actually, and I quickly second-guess was like, actually, these are not recommendations, but YKF, they, like, make fun of podcast or Kickstarter, and then guys, the podcast are guys, but
0:48.1	please, like, don't listen to them.
0:50.3	They're not, these are not recommendations.
0:52.7	So I wanted to see if she was listening
0:55.7	if we could play this
0:56.7	and I could see
0:57.2	if she would listen
0:58.1	or not.
1:00.5	What's your favorite
1:01.6	Christmas gift that you gave
1:02.6	this year?
1:03.3	Bye.
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