Episode 440: I Really Need The Gong Soon

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 5 January 2026

⏱️ 135 minutes

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Summary

It’s 2026…are we really still doing podcast episode descriptions? I mean, come on! It should be AI! Or it should be some guy on the other side of the world that we’re just saying is AI. It should be at least that. UGH! Fine. I will write it. But it WON’T be good. On this episode of YKS there’s a dog…uh, thing. Honestly this was recorded last month I don’t remember what these were, save for one. I really really don’t like the guy making the podcast about bringing people together. Well, I guess I should say I don’t like the podcast, not that I don’t like him. I don’t know him. And actually I didn’t really listen to the podcast, either, so that hardly seems fair. If I really think about it, what’s causing me to have this reaction to him? Resentment…jealousy…just the way I was brought up? Gosh, I’ve never really thought about it. But now that I have, I have decided to change my mind. I’m now in favor of stupid fucking fake crap you put online for clout. And with that, enjoy this episode of Crap Shit Sucks: The AssCast.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey,
0:02.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah
0:08.0	In the input, maybe, two certified players
0:10.0	With swagriss, you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack for the six-pack
0:15.0	To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop the beat Hey boys Well, Max, come on, is Y KS, come on. Drop that feet.
0:23.6	Hey, boys.
0:25.1	It's snowed up here in Indiana for the first time this year.
0:28.4	So I was wondering, we know not to eat the yellow snow,
0:31.5	but what color snow do you think would be the atheist?
0:35.0	And even let Dan up in Canada, Canada snow colors too.
0:39.8	Bye.
0:41.9	Hey, everybody.
0:42.8	Welcome to YKS.
0:43.9	And happy new beers, Mike.
0:47.9	Can you believe it?
0:48.8	We're here in 2026.
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