Episode 441: The Most Stinkiest Celebs

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

P.U. ain’t just a university anymore, folks! It’s the premiere destination online for stinky celeb rankings, and honestly now that I’m typing it out I’m pretty mad I didn’t just make the site and paywall it instead of making a joke about it. I wanna make some money off stink freaks! Well, whoever does it just put me in the credits of the site, but like, make it clear I’m not into it. I just helped with the idea and vibe coded the CSS.

On today’s show we have those aforementioned stinky pits and their ultimate enemy: Italian Soap Scientists, plus a new kind of underwear for people afraid of their own bodies, and of course, your table has a brain now. What? Your table. Has a brain. Now!

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey
0:04.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.4	Mike and Jee
0:07.4	in your input baby
0:08.6	two certified players
0:09.8	with swag and risk
0:10.7	you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.4	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	crack the six packs
0:15.1	to the worldwide kings
0:16.2	of the game we're backs
0:17.2	Come on
0:18.1	It's YKS, come on
0:20.3	Drop that beat Hey, but Max, come on is YKS, come on Drop that feet
0:21.8	Hey, happy New Year's boys.
0:26.2	I was just wondering
0:27.2	if
0:28.3	Did Dan ever get the
0:32.2	Uh...
0:33.6	Well, some lady just took a picture of me
0:41.0	and as she was walking by my car
0:43.2	I'm sorry that really distracting me
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