Episode 439: UNLOCKED! Farrarch 3: Bob’s Burgers with Paul F. Tompkins
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.9 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 December 2025
⏱️ 132 minutes
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Summary
It’s almost New Year’s, and we’re unlocking a New Fear – that of a New Episode of YKS NOT being re-released. But we’re also unlocking something else simultaneously, which makes this little linguistic flair quite apropos after all! That’s right, it’s UNLOCKED EPISODE time! And for this week, we revisit one of the year’s best with one of the world’s best – Bob’s Burgers with Paul F. Tompkins. This time, the video is here for everyone to enjoy, along with about 20 extra minutes of me sounding like a psycho. So sit back, relax, and “toon” in. And out. And in. And out. Oh baby!
Music for YKS Premium courtesy of Howell Dawdy. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
Check out Paul on tour in 2026 and listen to Threedom!
Executive Producer Tim Faust (@crulge)
This very episode, and hundreds more like it, was birthed from the loins of YKS Premium! The almost-always exclusive home of YKS Staples like Farrarch, Miketober, YKS Beach Party, and more. Sorry for saying the birth loins thing. I made a point to say something Chappy Tea wouldn’t say because I used 2 emdashes up there and I know that’s a whole thing now.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, that YKS Christmas Eve plus Christmas Eve plus New Year's Eve plus New Year's party |
| 0:11.8 | was the most off the chain, off the hook party I can ever not even remember having. |
| 0:17.9 | Man, it was so cool to see all my friends from the show that we do together and we were just |
| 0:22.7 | hanging out and having a good party at the end of the year. You know, just kicking back and |
| 0:26.3 | celebrating the year that was, 2025. Look at this crap. I'm even wearing a lampshade. |
| 0:31.4 | Man, what did we do? I don't even want to know. Let's see. |
| 0:38.6 | I wonder what happened. |
| 0:43.0 | Well, if I remember correctly, Mike was here. |
| 0:43.8 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:45.5 | DB, Mike from the show. And he, uh, he bought, he bought the right number of drinks for just him. |
| 0:51.0 | Whoa, he must have really been messed up. |
| 0:54.4 | And of course, producer Dan was here as well. |
| 0:57.8 | We asked him to look up something on his phone and he did it. |
| 1:01.1 | Like really fast too. |
| 1:02.8 | Whoa! |
| 1:03.7 | That was cool, Dan. |
| 1:05.6 | Oh yeah. |
| 1:06.7 | And our social media editor, Madalina was here. |
| 1:10.1 | And she's a young woman. |
| 1:11.8 | So we shook her hand and said hello. |
| 1:16.1 | Um, and then I think we had a period where we were reading books. |
| 1:19.6 | And then she said, good night. |
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