Episode 436: Science Said Hold My Beer

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 128 minutes

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Summary

Are you ready for a risqué musical parody of a podcast episode? Well bud, you’re in the wrong RSS feed. There’s hardly anything risqué about this episode of “The Poopy Wiener Show”, and barely any songs or jokes. It’s mostly just 3 guys talking through their feelings as they navigate the crazy, mixed-up world we live in today. Just kidding. It’s about steampunk cocoa and using the computer to break up with your boyfriend. In other words? Uh yeah. This is one crazy show.

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0:00.0	Hey
0:04.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jay
0:08.0	Yeah, and you're never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack to the world-wide kings
0:16.0	of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that seat.
0:21.6	Uh, hey guys, I'm driving right now.
0:25.6	I know you guys like food reviewers.
0:28.6	Um, I'm from Connecticut.
0:31.6	I'm pretty positive behind me.
0:34.6	I'm 100% positive right behind me.
0:38.3	That I've seen damn drops. He's driving behind me and he has a giant sandwich and he's eating it.
0:46.3	And I'm trying to figure out what type of sandwich it is. It doesn't look like a Dunkin sandwich.
0:53.3	But he's eating it and he's doing a pretty it is. It doesn't look like a Duncan sandwich.
0:57.5	But he's eating it and he's doing a pretty good job.
1:02.8	Should I roll down my window and try and ask him about Joey's World Tour?
1:06.8	Oh, he's swerving into the other lane. Hold on. Give me a second.
1:11.3	Hey! Hey.
	...

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