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🗓️ 1 December 2025
⏱️ 93 minutes
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It would be funny if we had a guy called Meatball on the show. Hey Meatball…what are you doin? Meatball, how was your weekend? Meatball, what the HELL do you think about that? Oh Meatball. But, we don’t have that. And that is why the show sucks. Speaking of which, on today’s show, we have two projects about hooters but kind of from the opposite end of the spectrum, and some dumb crap you’d get someone you don’t like that much for Christmas. Which is coming up, by the way! Maybe they’d like a Gift subscription to YKS Premium instead, which is now available at Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks/gift. Or maybe they are a Scrooge! And they deserve PAIN!
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| 0:00.0 | This is YKS and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and you're in much |
| 0:08.1 | maybe two certified players with swag and risk. |
| 0:10.8 | You ain't never heard a better podcast than this volume of a seat back. |
| 0:14.2 | Crack the six-packed to the world-wide kings of the game we're backs. |
| 0:17.3 | Come on. |
| 0:18.5 | It's YKS. |
| 0:19.5 | Come on. |
| 0:26.5 | This guy I worked with This guy I worked with found out that I lived in the same neighborhood as him And he invited me over to his bar garage that he converted |
| 0:30.6 | And in there was a top golf machine of a spin golf or whatever the fuck |
| 0:35.1 | And I never played it and he's five beers deep |
| 0:38.6 | and so we're playing and I'm kicking his ass and he's just trying to like suck up to me |
| 0:44.1 | because he knows I've been in the company longer he said bro you're the best I can't believe |
| 0:48.1 | this you know what he's all the fucking time he literally reminded me of Brian like the most I've ever met of anybody. |
| 0:56.1 | And then I was like, nah, like, it's just luck and also not drunk. |
| 1:02.2 | And he's like, well, he's probably good at golf. |
| 1:04.6 | I was like, no, I've never played. |
| 1:06.0 | Man, we got to go golf. |
| 1:07.0 | I'll take you golf and, man, I'll show you how it works. |
| 1:10.5 | Anyway, unrelated, we fired him for gross negligence about a week later. |
| 1:15.6 | I love the show. |
| 1:17.9 | Hey, everybody. |
| 1:19.0 | Welcome to YKS. |
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