Episode 437: The Big Booty Cousin
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 15 December 2025
⏱️ 102 minutes
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Summary
Brew Joy to the world, the ep has come! Let Earth go rent some bees! It’s nearly that special season so I thought it would be fun to take a couple of the projects from this week’s episode and put them into a familiar tune. Can you guess the song, projects, or season I’m talking about? Great! Write us a letter using letters you cut out from a magazine and you just might be eligible for winning an awesome shout-out on a future episode of some other show! Also on this week’s episode, some Kickstarters I couldn’t fit into a Christmas carol.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I just want to be crazy |
| 0:06.0 | Mike and Jee and your input baby |
| 0:08.0 | two certified players |
| 0:10.0 | You ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.0 | than this volume of seat back |
| 0:14.0 | Crack the six-pack |
| 0:15.0 | To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs |
| 0:17.0 | Come on |
| 0:18.0 | It's YKS, come on |
| 0:20.0 | Drop that beat I just walked Come on is Y KS come on Drop that seat |
| 0:21.8 | I just walked by |
| 0:24.4 | someone holding |
| 0:25.2 | he was like |
| 0:26.5 | shifting things |
| 0:27.8 | in his hands |
| 0:28.3 | and he was holding |
| 0:29.0 | a credit card |
| 0:30.5 | of some kind |
| 0:31.2 | in his mouth |
| 0:31.9 | why does it feel |
| 0:33.4 | so good |
| 0:33.9 | like so cool |
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