Episode 434: Communist Smurves

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2025

⏱️ 154 minutes

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Summary

Why in the hell is this one called Communist Smurves? I don’t really remember but you gotta admit, that is a lot of freakin fun to think about haha. Don’t ask me to explain any of it, either, mmkay? Let’s just kick back, relax, and let some Belgian guy do the damn thing with some crazy cartoons! Speaking of crazy cartoons, on this week’s episode we’ve got some new towel tech, a cup of yogurt, and some no-squeaking house lube – all of which you might see in a cartoon! The world of animation truly is awesome. As well as, the world we are living in, right now, as well.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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0:00.0	Hi
0:05.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee
0:08.0	In your input, baby, two certified players
0:10.0	with swag and risk
0:11.0	You ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	And this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack
0:15.0	To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that beep Hi guys My back's, come on, is Y KS, come on.
0:21.8	Drop that beat.
0:25.3	Hi, guys.
0:34.7	Coming to you with a unique sort of problem, I ran to the toilet just in time to shoot hot diarrhea,
0:42.5	and then immediately afterwards, my menstrual cup slipped out of me and into the mess I just made.
0:51.7	So I guess I'm wondering if there's any chance I can flush it down or if I need to go and extract it.
0:53.8	I don't know if you guys want to round Robin.
0:56.8	Some advice for me, producer Dan might have some input.
1:00.4	As a bonus question, what's the worst thing you've ever dropped in the toilet?
1:05.4	Okay, love you guys.
1:06.7	Bye.
	...

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