Episode 433: It’s Not Just An Episode of YKS, It’s Something Else

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 17 November 2025

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

What do you get when you cross a couple of crazy guys, one crazy website, and the crazy news in the world today? Well, let’s just say this…it makes for one crazy show. And YOU get to listen to it. Right here, right now. The only problem? At some point it will be over. But then? There’s always more YKS…not to mention YKS Premium! It’s an embarrassment of riches, and NOT just a regular embarrassment. And best of all, you can check it out right here, right now. The Donut Rebellion starts here…so tap to unlock calm. The Play Now button that, is! Right here, right now.

Music for YKS is courtesy of Howell Dawdy, Craig Dickman, Mr. Baloney, and Mark Brendle. Additional research by Zeke Golvin. YKS is edited by Producer Dan. Social Media by Maddalena Alvarez.

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Miketober has ended…and Mikevember now begins! Nah. It’s normal stuff. But it’s pretty good I think. Laugh with us as we catch up on the StandUpShots Top 10! Only on YKS Premium.

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0:00.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, and the input baby, two certified players with swagrass, you ain't never heard a better podcast than this volume of a seat back, crack for six-pack, to the worldwide kings of the game we're backs, come on, is YKS, come on, It's Y KS. Come on.
0:21.8	Drop that seat.
0:25.5	Oh, fuck.
0:25.9	I forgot.
0:26.8	God damn it.
0:27.8	I forgot what I was going to say.
0:29.9	Shit.
0:32.3	Dan's penis is small.
0:33.6	Doesn't work really good.
0:36.2	Oh, that's so annoying.
0:37.3	Don't you go to say when this happens? Um, what's your favorite
0:38.9	vegetable to eat with, um, dressing? Fucking shit. Hey, everybody. Welcome to Y.S. Mike and J.F.
0:47.7	Here in Dan Small, badly working penis as well. Yeah, who's this guy been talking to? It doesn't work well? It doesn't work well? It works fine, okay? Don't worry about it. It doesn't do anything? It doesn't do anything, Dan? What's your, what's your, what's your shit's HP? Yeah. Where are you at right now? Yeah. Not answering this. Why? Ooh. I want to talk about my penis. Since when? That's your favorite thing I know? What? That's the only thing I know about you. All right. We can move on. What? No, it's the ball. I'll talk about the ball. We're not interested in ball. We want to talk penis or butthole. Your choice. Uh, butthole, man. Okay, butthole, butthole, butthole.
1:30.3	Okay, let's start there.
1:31.3	Butthole, your choice?
1:28.8	Uh, butthole, man. Okay, butthole, butthole. Okay, let's start there. Budhole. Um, what does it smell like right now? Excellent choice, Dan. I think it smells like poo if I had to guess. Oh, very nice. Do you have a boudet? Boudet. What, how did you say it? I think they would say they would say boudet.
1:46.1	Boudon.
1:46.8	Do you have a boudon?
1:47.8	Do you have a boudet? Boudet? How did you say? I think they would say, they would say boudet.
1:46.2	Boudon.
1:46.8	Do you have a boudon?
1:59.3	Do you have a boudon? I don't have a boudon. Oh, ha, ha, ha. Oh, you got to get one. You got to get one to wash off your oily ass. I got to get one, man. through my fucking counter and shit, though. I don't know.
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