Episode 432: This Episode Is A Testament of God’s Favor

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Last night I was trying to think of something to get mad about and I came up with “sometimes if you have a car that has a push button ignition it’s sort of hard to tell if it’s all the way on or just in accessory mode.” I know there’s a lot of bad stuff happening in the world, but I’m kind of embarrassed that I couldn’t come up with a slight inconvenience or weird interaction to ruminate on so intensely that it screwed up my night. The hell is going on. Let me try one more. It fuckin sucks…when you…fuckin…have to go to the bathroom…?? Fuck. I don’t know. I think I took too much naps lately or something. Anyway on this episode of the show we have nipple rings, nipple armor, and a button that hides your shame when getting intimate with internet explorer. Enjoy

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0:00.0	Hey
0:02.0	KS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee
0:08.0	Yeah, and you're never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack
0:15.0	To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that feet.
0:23.3	Hey, boys.
0:25.3	So I was just thinking about, like, walking into the ocean.
0:29.2	And then I realized that you guys can't do that in Tennessee because you don't have any oceans there.
0:35.0	I was wondering what kind of regional specific ways to kill yourself you guys
0:39.4	got out there and which one's your favorite. Thanks. Bye.
0:45.2	Hey everybody. Welcome to YKS. I'm JF. Mike L is here. Hello. As well, perhaps.
0:53.3	Or how well we don't know.
0:54.8	Listen, you don't know what you got until it's gone.
0:57.6	And let's just try to enjoy the time that we have together.
1:02.3	You okay over there?
1:03.0	You should never kill yourself.
1:04.4	Thank you for saying that.
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