Episode 431: I Am And Will Always Be Just Simply A Basball Player,My Tomb Stone Will Just Say. Baseball.

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2025

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

The only sponge you don’t have to fold! Cute pets always can't help us make hugging them. It all starts with a shift. And all the rest. They’re our friends, these little sayings. So we will ask to smell their balls on the set of our TV show and, I guess, still keep making the TV show. Oh well!

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0:00.0	Hey
0:02.0	S and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jay
0:08.0	Yeah,
0:10.0	you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack to the world-wide
0:16.0	Kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that feet.
0:23.4	Hey, guys.
0:24.6	I had a genuine question.
0:26.3	Not trying to do, like, a funny thing.
0:29.8	You know, in past shows, you've both mentioned or alluded to, like, a shared Google Doc.
0:37.3	I assume it's got like
0:38.8	links to all the
0:41.1	different stuff on the six pack.
0:44.5	But I'm curious, like, what else is on that?
0:47.4	Is there like a general outline
0:49.3	of the show to sort of guide you to?
0:52.9	Does it have like, you know,
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