Episode 430: Drunk Driving And Sucking On A Pickle
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2025
⏱️ 128 minutes
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Summary
Engaging Episode Description Protocol C.R.A.Z.Y – Comedy wRiting And Zany…Yep! 10-4. Protocol fully engaged. Deploying tactical laugh gas and precision funny bone homing missiles. Target is median age 45 information technology administrator with generalized anxiety disorder and compulsion to eat spicy chips. Reports indicate this episode could be the one that turns it around for them. So let’s make it count, boys. On my mark. 3…2…1 (Steven Tyler voice) Just push play! Oh yeah!
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| 0:00.0 | You're |
| 0:01.0 | KS and we're getting crazy |
| 0:06.0 | Mike and Jee, |
| 0:07.0 | and your input, baby |
| 0:08.0 | two certified players |
| 0:10.0 | with swagriss |
| 0:11.0 | You ain't never heard a better podcast |
| 0:12.0 | And this volume of a seat back |
| 0:14.0 | Crack the six-pack |
| 0:15.0 | To the worldwide kings of the game we're backs |
| 0:17.0 | Come on |
| 0:18.0 | It's YKS, come on |
| 0:20.0 | Drop that beat |
| 0:21.8 | You guys are pissing me off |
| 0:25.3 | Just a little bit |
| 0:26.4 | Just maybe a little bit too fucking old |
| 0:30.1 | To understand this shit |
| 0:31.6 | But the pickleball, you know, |
| 0:34.1 | The Pickle-Aid thing |
| 0:35.7 | When you couldn't come up with a fucking flavor that anybody |
| 0:40.0 | who could possibly care less about, they have like a lime cucumber Gatorade, and that's been |
| 0:46.3 | done. |
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