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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 429: Starting Dialogue with Pants

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2025

⏱️ 108 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, S and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and you're in my butt, baby, two certified players with swag,

0:10.2

and risk, you ain't never heard a better podcast than this, volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack,

0:15.2

to the worldwide kings of the game, we're backs, and come on, is YKS, come on, drop that beat. Uh, come on. It's Y. KS. Come on. Drop that feet.

0:24.1

Hey, guys.

0:25.1

I was listening to an episode from a little while back, and J.F. mentioned something about not messing with garage doors, and it reminded me at the time that I had left on vacation and my dad decided to come over and

0:38.3

fix the garage door and he was up on a ladder and the spring snapped and came back and the

0:45.9

little hook at the end of the spring hooked his hand like fish hooked his hand and his arm was

0:50.8

draped over the rod so it hooked him and he was hanging by his hand from the broken spring, and then he passed out from the paint.

1:00.6

So he was just hanging there.

1:02.4

And when he came to, he had to unhook his hand and drop to the floor, and then call my mom instead of calling 911 to come get him, take him to the hospital.

1:12.1

Yeah, so you're right.

1:13.7

Don't mess with garage doors.

1:15.8

And also, how much do you think about that Mike Hale's name is really close to being Mike Hull?

1:24.3

Thanks.

1:24.9

Bye.

1:26.5

Hey, everybody.

1:27.3

Welcome to YS. I'm J.F. This is Mike Hole. I mean, Mike. Stop.

1:31.3

Which one is it? Stop. It's not close at all. It's a whole letter off.

1:36.6

Mike hole. It's a what letter off?

1:38.7

It's a what letter off? Huh? Stop. Huh? Now you're going to see holes wherever you look.

1:44.0

No, no, no.

1:47.4

I'm going to seehole diet.

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