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Well, this is Daven, gentlemen.

And welcome, welcome, welcome everybody to the Chaluminati podcast episode 43.

Wow, that's crazy. I am as always your host Mike Martin joined by my two co-host Alex Fasiana. Hello, sir. Beards coming in nicely slowly but surely. Yes, and you I'm honored that you didn't mention the sore in the corner of my mouth. I can't see any so that's what you out of yourself so quick. I look I'm fine. You know, I'm at my house. You know, social distancing. That's good right now. But speaking of a soreless person, Jesse, what's up? Welcome. I got so

sure you can't see them. Their emotional source. That's okay. Well, I went emotional. I was going for I was going for genitalia, but whatever. I was trying to play it, you know, Koi and eloquent. You know me. I don't play Koi. I know you don't speak of not playing Koi. Let's chill. Hey, thank you. Everybody, by the way, for the support on the patron since we launched it launched it last week. We are instantly almost at two grand. We're almost at three.

Three hundred patrons over on that Patreon. Thank you so much. That's almost halfway to weekly episodes. It is. It is a little bit more weekly episodes. You guys probably should give them something good for that then. Like weekly episodes. Yeah, I'm just saying. Well, they also guys make sure the aliens are real or something. Well, one day, Jesse, listen, here's my promise to you. When this podcast ends whenever the last episode. Yeah, whatever. The end. Well, finally,

the series finale. Yeah, when when eventually it ends, whenever 10 years, 20 years, 100 years from now, 100 years, we could we could enter the singularity at that point. It is, and baby. Yeah, exactly. It's possible. You will believe in aliens. You're telling me that when I become half robot, I'm still going to be like, ah, time for the podcast. I hope so. You are incorrect. When you're robot, you just think about it and create the audio file. Exactly. We record them faster than they then their runtime.

And if you ask my dad way before we hit the singularity, there's going to be disclosure. So I'm with your dad. Your dad and me would be good friends. Before we do. Speaking of dads, before we do anything. Really short story that I want to tell you guys. I wrote down this note because it's very, I feel like this is something that relates to us. So anyone who lives in LA knows that Hollywood is crazy town. And there are a lot of people there who just are little, you know,

out there delusional. Yeah. And so the other day, I went to Hollywood to go grab a thing that was related to my favorite game control. Um, and we stopped to get coffee. And we were at a coffee bean. And we're seeing they're talking about, you know, coronavirus and all sorts of nonsense. And the guy sitting next to us who has been on the phone the entire time we've been there screaming about silver and gold futures or something.

Finally turns and looks at us and says, oh, yeah, you kids work from home. And we're like, I mean, no, not really kind of. And he's like, oh, I work from home. And he said this. This is verbatim. Oh, God.

I always work from home because everywhere I go is my home because I live in the now. The earth spins and rotates at something, something miles per hour.

I'm at a different point all the time in the galaxy traveling at the speed of thought into the universe. My reality is the reality. Y'all should know that I think you do.

Why hate that I mostly understand what he said. We were like, we looked at him like what? And then because we felt obligated started talking to him. And he started mentioning to us, he's like, have you been to silver?

No one with the website was something silver. He's like, you got to get it on that because that's how he cure corona. And I was like, oh, I love it.

I was talking about centrum silver. That's a different. But all day I was thinking about the speed of thought and how that's a great like rush album name.

I'm going at the speed of that star shooting out of my eyes.

And the speed of thoughts my new favorite line of and I want to make a book called the speed of thought that guy. He didn't the thing was it wasn't like crazy ramblings.

It was he said it looking at us in a coherent like this is the true. Yeah, we are traveling at the speed of thought through the universe. And I was like, oh, no.

You know that you know that X men kitty pride. You know she like walk through walls. Yes. So there's there's a time there's one there's one story arc where her body gets taken over.

I don't remember the exact circumstances, but the person who takes over her body is able to like phase her in such a way that she detaches from the earth.

And the earth is rotating at like you know something like 2000 hours an hour or something. So she can basically like teleport like teleport at the speed of thought by by just waiting.

And then the whole earth moves to catch up with her. I just want to share it because it blew my mind. I was like I never thought of stuff like that before.

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