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Welcome, welcome everybody. And to the Chiluminati podcast, episode 44, as always I am your host Mike Martin.

Join my two co-host Jesse Cox already looking disappointed in today's episode and he fairly even knows what is about to follow him.

I have the general just. How you doing? How you doing, Jesse?

Well, I mean, I can't tell if I have corona or don't. I don't. I know nothing. No one's told me anything.

Good. I don't think I have a cold. Then I woke up today with like a running nose that went away immediately.

I'm like, is that a symptom? Oh great. And then I like coughed once today. I'm like, is that a symptom?

You might have the mildest of mild forms or whatever. You know, I'm worried about that.

They look like sometimes people don't show any signs. I'm like, what is that mean?

So yeah, I'm terrified that I will infect every person on planet earth. So I've been at home.

Good. Stay. The only interaction I had today was with a nice woman who left a sandwich and chips at my door.

Knocked and then waved to me. All the interaction I've had today. God bless.

Yeah, God. Exactly. God bless. That's adorable. I'm trying to be very like, you know, speaking of I go ahead.

No, I just like I'm trying to be good. I don't want to interact with people. I bought things at the grocery store.

That's what I was terrible. I bought a little extra not much. I didn't really want to. I don't do the like hoarding thing or any of that.

But I did buy a little extra food to last me like an extra week or so. I got bacon at 7.11.

We haven't gotten to you yet. All right. Shut up Alex. Okay. I the promise is I got like sucker.

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