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Then, as always, just jump into it. Hello everybody and welcome. Welcome to the next episode, episode 42 of

Chaluminati podcast. As always, I am one of your three hosts, Mike Martin and joined my other two co hosts, Alex Fassiani, who are still not particularly comfortable you not having a beard.

It's coming back pretty pretty quickly. It does come back very quickly for you anyway, unlike me. Yeah, I'm pushing it out every day.

You got that you know, you got that borderline like when you go real low and you just go like a mustache, you kind of got like you're still very welcoming looking, but you're like borderline serial killer.

I know. There's people who are much less polite about that on this internet. And obviously our other co host, Jesse Cox, who did not shave his beard and who I don't think I have ever ever ever seen in my whole like six years

there's no one you now without a beard. I think the last time I didn't have a beard was 2010 maybe. Yeah, maybe. What do you think? What do you think? What are the what's the over under on you going to like another smooth face?

Maybe for my wedding day. Okay. Yeah, I figure like that's appropriate, but I'd have to marry someone who wants to be with me and that person probably is down for the beard. So might not happen.

And preferably who makes delicious homemade tortillas. Here's the thing. Look, if there is a just like a sweet I'm going to say 60 plus little Mexican woman out there who's just like wants to make me fresh homemade tortillas.

And then I just come home every day, but come home. I mean leave the room where I record and then stairs. Yeah, we just like hold each other and she feeds me delicious tacos. Oh my God. That's the great image of you being created like a baby. She's stroking the top of your head while the other hand feeding you tortillas.

Oh, that's how you're going to be okay, baby. Oh, yeah, I'm going to watch like Netflix shows. Well Netflix and chill, but by chill, I mean literal will just like drink or chata and have the best life ever true love. Yeah, true love comes in all packages all sizes. Yeah, it's true. All all people put it out with each other. I love that.

This is going to be an Alex episode today. So I hope you're as always very prepared because you don't know what you're going to get in an Alex episode. And that's exciting. Before we even go that way, we've got a big announcement to make.

For a couple of years, I just want to say thank you for the support like Jalim and Adi was something we just kind of started and was just like this would be fun. We're all interested in this stuff. And I think we could you know have a good time talking about it. It's grown and grown over the two years. It's extremely validating. It's extremely validating. It certainly pads the ego that needs to be pan-conciting me. It's an hour of nonsense.

But you all listen and we thank you for that. And for basically since we started you've been asking for weekly episodes, which we would love to do. And you know, as well as ways to directly support us through either you know, merch buy or Patreon or whatever. So with that said, we're going to go ahead as people have requested. And we are going to open up a Patreon.

Opening up the day this episode goes live. And what this is going to allow us to do is that we love doing this. This is a fantastic podcast to do. But each episode requires an insane amount of work, usually research writing things up, especially the multi-partners.

So in order for us to want to do this once a week, we got to make sure like we are we have enough viability to move forward. And so the one and only goal that we have is 5,000 a month. And if we hit that goal, we will go ahead and do weekly episodes of Jalim and Adi.

That will allow us to take the time out of our schedules to do research to write up scripts to schedule things to make sure if we're going to be gone a week, we double up basically just allows us the time to put into the Jalim and Adi beyond what we already do.

Again, we can't thank you enough for the insane support on this podcast. And we are very excited to see 2020 brings there are just going to be two simple tiers, the $1 tier, which will give you just kind of like a throw a little something our way as a thanks and access to the community discord that'll be connected to Patreon and the $15 tier.

That is just going to give you a green name and discord, but on top of that, after every episode of the Jalim and Adi podcast, we'll have a 15, 20 minute mini episode, where we kind of talk about paranormal news of the week or just weird things happening in our world and current events and stuff like that.

And once we do like four or five of those will bundle those, there'll be timed exclusive for Patreon and then we'll release them as a one full episode. So you'll probably get like one of those every couple of months if you're not a patron.

And does anything else that I can not ramble about boys feel free to take it away, but I feel like you know, I just wanted to get it all out there.

You're landing out perfect. This is exactly what we want to do. Like this is the way that we're going to do this, where it becomes more than just a hobby for us. Right.

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