Episode 428: Baby Bear Teddy The Cuddly Bear

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 October 2025

⏱️ 144 minutes

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Summary

There should be a way to just have a single ordinary thought and immediately have it translated into a physical manifestation of my misunderstanding of what “Art” is! And it should be RIGHT NOW because I have to go to the CAR DEALERSHIP later! Well, luckily, that seems to be the only problem American Capital is aiming to solve, beyond “make sure no one has jobs anymore”, which is also going VERY WELL! As maddening as that is, I think I’ll try to relax. Hand me my towel with a picture of an asshole on it, I’ll be in the backyard drinking a particular kind of malt beverage that is marketed to reinforce my particular neuroses. And oh yeah, wearing my (Howard Stern voice) CHRISTIAN THONG!

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey, S and we're getting crazy.
0:06.4	Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and you're in my butt, baby, two certified players with
0:10.0	swag and risk.
0:10.8	You ain't never heard a better podcast than this.
0:12.9	Volume up for seat back.
0:14.2	Crack for six-pack.
0:15.2	Just a worldwide king to the game we're backs.
0:17.3	Come on.
0:18.5	It's YKS.
0:19.5	Come on.
0:21.8	Drop that feet.
0:25.0	Hey, guys.
0:28.3	I just want to give you a few fun facts about myself.
0:32.7	I live in the Pacific Northwest in the Portland area.
0:40.9	I work for a beverage distribution company where we sell a bunch of beer and other non-alcoholic drinks.
0:42.0	And finally, I just subscribe to the Patreon.
0:46.1	So, yeah, I was kind of envisioning, as I told you those facts, it would be like the
0:51.7	Vince McMahon meme, where you're getting like more and more excited.
0:56.9	But I feel a little guilty because actually I have not subscribed to Patreon, but I am considering it.
1:06.1	Anyway, just yeah, I want to ask the question since I am in the beverage business.
1:12.2	When you go to the grocery store, what kind of bread do you get?
1:16.8	All right.
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