Episode 427: Everyone Deserves The Option To Enjoy A Carbonated Treat

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2025

⏱️ 147 minutes

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Summary

Snoopy and the gang are going for a ride in the new Chrysler Pacifica. And why not! They’re ostensibly children, despite being something like 80 years old by this point, so there’s simply no doubt they would take full advantage of the best-in-class technology and entertainment on offer in the well-appointed Premium trim or even in the luxurious, top-of-the-line Pinnacle edition.

Why, I could see the entire Peanuts crew now, charging up their personal devices in all 3 rows, connecting to the available onboard Wi-Fi hotspot, and even streaming the latest and greatest programming on the optional 11” headrest monitors! Because whether you’re on the way to soccer practice, visiting grandma and grandpa at their old lake house, or going airborne after a botched PIT maneuver because a crackhead in a neck gaiter mistook your daughter’s My Little Pony blanket for a Pride bumper sticker, every day is an adventure in the 2025 Chrysler Pacifica. I’ll bring the soda.

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0:00.0	Hi KS and we're getting crazy, Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah, and your input, maybe two
0:08.8	certified players with swag and risk, you ain't never heard a better podcast than this,
0:12.9	volume of a seat back, crack the six-pack, just a worldwide king to the game we're back, so come
0:17.5	more, it's YKS, come on, drop's Y. KS. Come on.
0:21.7	Drop that beat.
0:24.1	Hi, guys.
0:39.3	This is Jessica from Detroit, and I wanted to ask you, what is the most out-of-place moment in which something funny happens to. For example, when my mother-in-law was in the hospital and we were having a family meeting with the doctors explaining to us that she wasn't going to make it, one of the doctors audibly farted, and it was just a very interesting moment.
1:00.8	Love you guys. Let me know. Bye-bye.
1:06.0	Hey, everybody. Welcome to YKS. I'm JF from. from Nashville. This is Mike from... Hello.
1:12.0	Ohio. Which is kind of something that kids are saying now.
1:15.7	You're from Cookville, I think. What?
1:17.3	Aren't you from Crossville? You need to shut the fuck up. I'm not from fucking... I'm not from
1:22.1	motherfucking Crossville.
1:24.3	Guy who has a beef with Crossville.
1:27.5	You're from somewhere.
1:29.0	I'm from somewhere.
1:30.4	Well, men are from, wait, which one is it?
1:33.1	Women are from Venus, men are from, are from.
1:35.3	Are men from Venus or Mars?
1:36.8	Lemmon are from Venus.
1:37.8	Men are from Mars.
1:39.2	Why is that?
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