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Childish

Episode 42: Nudes, Sexting, and Greg’s Virus

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 28 August 2019

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Alison’s anxiety over Elliot’s potty training has eased (and hopefully so will Elliot’s bowel movements). Greg gets a virus when a friend emails him some porn.




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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:05.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

0:14.4

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.2

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.6

Who the hell decided now is ready?

0:23.0

Hey now!

0:25.0

Hello there!

0:26.0

It's an exciting day for Childish because the summer is wrapping up.

0:30.0

It's moody.

0:32.0

Not as moody as the East Coast. When you're on the East Coast and the seasons change,

0:36.3

you really feel like a seriousness coming about you and nostalgia and I don't know I start to get clarity in the fall

0:46.3

but here it just goes like oh it's gonna go from 80 down a 74 right or maybe it'll be

0:52.1

80 for like another month and a half. Maybe. Or 90. The ocean is so warm right now. I feel like summer can suck a dick, but I bet you like it. I hate it. It's because of your pale skin.

1:04.0

Well, yeah, but you're pale too.

1:05.0

Well, you live in the valley too, so it's a good 10 to 15 degrees warmer.

1:09.0

It is not 20.

1:10.0

I didn't really realize how much that was a thing, but it really is.

1:14.4

I know that when, because we are in the valley right now recording this, but when I go to

1:19.3

you to record, it is really so much more pleasant.

1:23.0

It's that hot ocean keeps cool.

1:25.0

And there's a constant light breeze, which can be annoying in the winter

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