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Childish

Episode 41: The Cult Next Door

Childish

Alison Rosen

Podcast, Comedy, Kids & Family, Gregfitzsimmons, Childish, Advice, Alisonrosen, Comedypodcast, Humor, Parenting, Fitzdog, Alisonrosenisyourbestfriend

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Alison is concerned that a cult has moved in next door. Greg spends some time hanging out with The Venice Dude and lamenting that Owen is leaving soon for college.




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0:00.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:05.0

Childish, oh shit, last time I checked out still a kid.

0:10.0

Childish, childish, this all freaks me off it.

0:14.4

Childish, oh shit, how can I pet when I'm still a kid?

0:19.2

Childish, oh shit.

0:21.6

Who the hell decided I's ready for this?

0:24.0

Hey everybody, you know, uh, first of all, I'm Greg Fitzsimmons.

0:28.0

I'm Allison Rosen. And you know, we're, we're, I'm talking about like, you know, this is childish. You are our listeners. And we, I don't know if we've talked about this, but have we named our listeners?

0:40.0

Oh, like what they as a group should be called?

0:43.0

Should we call them children? Did we talk about this?

0:45.0

Oh, we did not. I mean, children is kind of good.

0:49.0

Yeah, kitties. Children? Children?

0:51.0

Children.

0:52.0

Children sounds a little condescending.

0:55.6

Kiddies is more condescending. I remember once I got...

0:59.2

Kiddies is kind of cute though. It is. I got into it back and forth with my old landlord about like fixing the washing machine or something and he called me kiddo, which I took as a term of

1:09.9

endearment, but Daniel thought it was super condescending.

1:13.1

Yeah Daniel's wrong.

1:14.3

Okay. How old was the guy?

1:15.9

Uh, maybe he was like in his late 50s or 60s?

1:18.3

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The underover on that is probably 40.

1:21.9

Yeah, right, if you're under, right, okay. Yeah, right. If you're under right. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I like

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