Episode 42: Merry Kickmas Fam

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2017

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

Ho ho ho! Merry Kickmas to all, and to all a good....show?!?! Wowee gang, it looks like the original elf on the shelf himself has shown up to drop a little audio present down your head chimney, as Mike and Jesse cuddle up by the fireplace to celebrate Christmas the only way they know how...with a belly full of hot cocoa and bigtime laughs! This week, Mike receives a special Kickmas song, Jesse wishes for a new scale that doesn't lie, and our old friend Kris Kringle joins us from the North Pole to talk about his new business venture and which famous sportswriters are going to hell.For more reasons you gotta love peeing outdoors, check out www.patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. You'll be treated to enough bonus episodes to get you through yet another painful family holiday experience.Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste (toothpastefordinner.com)@joeClarkChicagoand the classic Mark Brendle.

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0:00.0	Well, this is real.
0:03.0	Oops.
0:04.0	Jesse Ferrar is bronze hammer and my kale is dog boner.
0:09.0	They're bringing the toys to the girls and boys because Santa is dead and your
0:19.0	Kickstarter sucks.
0:21.0	Ooo.
0:26.0	Your Kickstarter sucks.
0:29.0	Hey guys what's up, welcome to YKS.
0:32.0	Another episode of the show. Your Kickstarter sucks. I'm Michael Hale and with me as always
0:38.5	is my co-host Jesse, a dangerous man, the Wild Man, Ferrar.
0:45.6	Okay.
0:46.7	Yeah, I didn't know we were gonna roll that one out already.
0:49.0	Trying to get your new nicknames in there.
0:50.9	I love it.
0:55.0	What do you been up to, you old dog, since the last time we talked. We just talked, I think, maybe 30 seconds ago before we pressed for record on this.
1:00.0	So not a lot.
1:02.0	What are you doing? Shit, yeah. So not a lot. What have you been doing?
1:04.0	Shit, man.
1:05.0	What haven't I been doing?
1:07.0	Yeah, that's true.
1:08.0	JF, it's the end of season 2 of YKS.
1:12.0	You know what that means? I don't know that we've established a
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