Episode 41: Chewbacca's Big Haircut

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.9 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2017

⏱️ 108 minutes

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A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...two guys recorded this friggin podcast! Come on! Well, the YKS Studios may not be a rough and tumble watering hole on a desert planet at the edge of hyperspace, but this week Mike and Jesse take the willing listener on a tour beyond the stars to meet some fascinating letter creatures, catch up with various bogs, and study the enchanting Bruh Man. Plus, a listener quits his job. Now get your behind out of that wretched hive of scum and villainy and "shoot first" on over to your podcast app to check it out!For more tips on how to become Albert Einstein, check out Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Dozens of hours of exclusive bonus episodes await you from their carbonite prisons. Music for this week's YKS is courtesy of:Drew Toothpaste (theworstthingsforsale.com)The Hell Yeah Babies (thehellyeahbabies.com)And the fabulous Mark Brendle

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0:00.0	So here's the fucking if you're gonna assault me on it. Yeah. And I don't want to say assault in this environment.
0:08.2	The Weinstein and everything.
0:10.0	I just now. Yeah, I don't want to get it. I don't want to get in this. You don't want to get in that. I don't want to get it I don't want to get in that I don't want
0:14.8	I was yeah I was listening to a podcast the other day and they came on and they said
0:20.4	I'm so sorry for everything that happened but it's been taken care of and now we're moving on.
0:23.7	I was like what the fuck happened?
0:25.4	And some CEO guy showed his prick or whatever. It's like that.
0:28.6	They were talking about Weinstein? No they were talking about this other guy, Wineberger.
0:33.4	And so, are they the same guy?
0:36.3	It's the different mixed up the paperwork.
0:37.8	Different guy at the Jew factor.
0:39.5	They just mixed it up.
0:41.2	I think it's a different guy.
0:42.4	But anyways, so I don't want to get into
0:44.7	that I don't want to start off the top of the show apologizing for something that
0:47.3	our CEO at YKS Incorporated did I just want to say the audio the problem of the
0:51.9	audio was it was very hissy on your end.
0:54.1	Yeah. So a lot of people and I know we're like joking around about it but like before we
0:59.7	actually press record on this episode I have to tell you about this.
1:03.0	Because like a lot of people wrote in and said like the audio was
1:06.0	fucked up on the last episode and like we've had audio
1:09.0	episode or audio issues before especially you know like the episode with Ted Leo are I think
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