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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 43: Don't Touch My Gems!

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 January 2018

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

Well if it isn't a brand-new season of YKS! Get your binge-listening done now folks, because you're not going to want to miss the event of the season. Which is this. Now, Season 3 is all about looking forward, but first we take a look back at what we left behind in 2017: dead water, Australia beefs, and the flying ladies of Star Wars. After that, it's all about Picasso sweatshirts, the rising costs of hose pipe, and all manner of sea scam. So smash that play button fam!For more Mike The Bully and Space Jeff hijinks, check out patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks. Music for this episode of YKS is courtesy of @LydiaBurrell, Drew Toothpaste (www.theworstthingsforsale.com), and Mark "The Ultimate Warrior" Brendle.

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0:00.0

doing the new theme song yeah

0:03.2

skimmers and rifters and want to be inventors we're trying to get your money so they can

0:08.9

get rich real fast but Jesse and Mike are here to set things right with your Kickstarter sucks the podcast

0:16.2

Because you don't need that bullshit. No, you don't need that crap. You don't need a toaster of the hip program with an app

0:22.3

You just grab some headphones you folks are all Don't need a toaster, the hip program with an app.

0:23.0

You just grab some headphones, you folks are all in luck.

0:26.0

Mike and Jay if are back with your Kickstarter sucks.

0:29.3

Season three.

0:31.1

It's season three of YKS.

0:33.0

Yeah, your Kickstarter sucks the podcast.

0:35.0

Lucky number three.

0:38.0

Lucky number three, you've got the Father of the Son and the Holy Ghost,

0:42.0

the big... Three wise men, men Bible related all of these you get the three main condiments

0:46.8

Yeah, ketchup mustard mayo. Yep

0:53.0

You got what is the three bears? Yeah, the three gaming consoles.

0:55.0

We're just naming three things.

0:56.0

The big three game, game consoles.

0:59.0

No, no Uya.

1:00.0

What was that?

1:01.0

The we, Uya?

1:02.0

Oh, yeah, I think it was if it was the oh yeah it would have sold

1:06.7

There was a little that was on kickstarter as well that was like the o. G.

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