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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 419 - Go Play Outside

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Hank got buzzed by a rattler. Some crazy fish washed up on a California beach and people loved it! An unhealthy fear of birds. Gettin' your kids to get outside. Pants tucked into socks. Hillarity. Enjoy!

Transcript

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Ran into a rattlesnake on Friday.

0:03.0

Went fishing on Friday, walking down a trail and...

0:07.0

Bzz,

0:08.0

b bll-l-l-a-hmm-hmm-hmm,

0:10.0

whatever the sound is that a rattlesnake makes.

0:13.0

Z's when it buzzes you.

0:14.0

It's more like a zz.

0:16.0

I can't make a sound.

0:18.0

I can't make a sound that replicates the sound that a rattlesnake makes.

0:22.0

But it's a buzz and it's a it's a little quicker than you think

0:25.2

you know you think it's gonna be but on on but it's bizzes and it buzzes at you and it's like

0:30.3

I'm gonna bite you but at at least they do that, right?

0:33.5

At least they give you a warning prior to striking.

0:36.5

I don't know if that's always true.

0:37.8

I don't know that much about snakes.

0:39.5

The main thing I know about snakes is that they scare the shit out of me. I have a snake

0:45.1

phobia 100 percent I don't care if it's a water snake I don't care if it's a

0:49.4

rattlesnake I don't care if it's a bull snake like you know bull snakes well they're harmless I don't care they're a snake and they freak me out I've got a phobia of snakes and

0:58.4

especially when you run into one that has things that's buzzing at you a rattlesnake that scared the

1:03.2

shit out of me scared the absolute shit out of me and I don't know what you're

1:07.5

supposed to do if you run into a coiled rattling buzzing buzzing rattlesnake, but I know what I did. I ran. I just turned around and I ran. I ran back into the

1:17.4

middle of the river. I walked five miles down river. I climbed a hill out of there and then I went back to my truck and I went home.

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