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Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Episode 418 - No Jet Skiing In Heaven

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5908 Ratings

🗓️ 16 June 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

On this episode Hank shares his thoughts on one mans master plan to escape to Cuba on a Jet Ski, what to do when you're the only one catching fish and what to do when it rains on your camping trip. Enjoy!

Transcript

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This episode of Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures is brought to you by The Pro Staffers at Patriot...

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Ah, shit.

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This episode of Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures is brought to you by the

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Pro Staffers at Patreon.

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The Pro Staffers are people that subscribe to additional content of the show

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that you're listening to right now. Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures if you want to support the show, if you want to keep this boat afloat,

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if you want to keep this train moving down the tracks, you'll go to Patreon.com

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forward slash Hank Patterson and become a pro-staffer today.

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Anyway, people, look, hey, we could use your help,

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we could use them, all the money goes back to me.

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I'm just saying, and it goes right to my beer fund anyway

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patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson if you want additional content of

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this show go check it out let's start the show this one's where everybody's at 70's brown butt,

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you know what I'm saying?

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I'm Ink Patterson,

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Fly Fishing Expert Outdoor Guide

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and host to this show, Hank Patterson's outdoor misadventures. This is season

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for the season where we're going to learn some stuff I'm going to learn some stuff.

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We're going to learn some stuff. Today we're going to learn what to do when it rains on your

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camping trip. A complete guide to what you should do when it rains all over your camping trip.

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Like, and I'm talking when it rains hard, if it sprinkles a little bit, it's a suck it up.

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You change nothing.

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