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Your Kickstarter Sucks

Episode 417: The Hooter and the Holler

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.81.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2025

⏱️ 152 minutes

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Summary

Gimme the clicker! I wanna watch YourHometv.com! Ah crap. All they’re playing is this stupid podcast. It looks like it’s hosted by 2 total morons. Heh. They’re ugly as well. And they seem depressed but not in an interesting way? Shit hold on they’re gonna discuss Kickstarter…that feels fresh. Let’s see what they got. Well it’s 45 mins in and they haven’t said anything about the Kickstarters. They’re mostly talking about doctors appointments and TV remotes. Well I checked the guide and apparently they’re gonna eventually get to bible memes, 1000 bad jokes, and a real sicko’s attempt to grift a luxury car. Evidently  there’s an actual good idea at the end. But I’m not waiting over 2 hours just to hear that. I gotta go play with my bath toys.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Silocybin, Mike Hale, know of it?

0:03.4

Can you say it like that?

0:06.0

Silocybin, yeah, familiar.

0:07.5

Sir, you would say you know about psilocybin, would you not?

0:11.7

I thought as much.

0:13.1

Well, since you do, you know that not all drugs are created equal.

0:16.6

Cilocybin, for example, when taken thoughtfully at sub-hlusinogenic levels, can sharpen your focus,

0:22.7

hone your mental clarity, unleash your creativity and expand your mind, among other things. That's

0:27.8

nice to know. I was feeling quite unexpended lately. And I do a bunch of Google searches for how to

0:33.3

expand. And it just, don't get me. It's not exactly a real rabbit rabbit hole. Literally. While you shouldn't experiment with those shrooms you got from your brother's sketchy friend, Schedule 35 takes a science-backed approach to micro-dosing shrooms. They precisely measure out every dose, they verify the age of every one of their customers, and they ship discreetly as well.

0:54.5

Better yet, they give you a microdosing regimen that allows you to enjoy the benefits of psilocybin

0:58.9

without any of the hallucinogenic effects.

1:02.0

Now, that's a tune we can all dance too, including your boy, JF, right?

1:05.8

Thank you, scientists.

1:06.7

Head over to Schedule35.co and use the coupon code Y-K-S to get 15% off your order. Now that is Schedule 35-S-C-H-E-D-U-L-E-3-5.C-O. You're going to want to type dot-com. Don't do it. Don't, don't. It's dot-C-O. You've got enough on your mind Stop at the O Leave them off

1:28.1

We'll take care of the rest

1:29.5

At Schedule 35.com with the promo code

1:32.4

YKS for 15% off

1:34.4

Your order of

1:35.1

Microdosing Shrooms

1:36.3

It's

1:37.2

It's YKS

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