Episode 416: The Fry Itself

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

I just want to say before anyone listens to this episode…I LOVE true crime! Podcasts, Dateline, asking Chappy Tea to embellish the grisly details of case files I looked up with a hacked PACER account…I can’t get enough. So when I imply in this episode that I think the cottage industry exploiting the victims of physical violence for t-shirt sales is horrifically sad and beneath contempt, I was talking about something else. Or I got confused or I was taken over by a brain thing or something. I got all messed up for a sec. It’s cool though. Anyway what else?

Oh yeah. Farts are funny and I’m a ninja pimp. Enjoy the episode

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hey,
0:02.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah,
0:08.0	in the input, baby, two certified players with swagriss
0:10.0	you ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back,
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack,
0:15.0	to the worldwide kings of the game,
0:17.0	so come on,
0:18.0	is YKS, come on,
0:20.0	drop that feet.
0:21.6	Hey guys, I'm just driving and I was thinking about you.
0:27.6	I was thinking about Mike's hemorrhoid problems from a while back.
0:31.6	Anyways, I've been shitting out a ton of blood and I went to the doctor and the lady doctor, she fingered my butt or whatever.
0:39.4	I didn't bust. I didn't get hard or anything. But she said I used to be a specialist. She said
0:44.3	it's probably internal hemorrhoids, which I'm like, okay, whatever. But she said she couldn't
0:49.2	feel anything. That was weird. So I've been like shooting blood for like a month like, a month, and I called a specialist, and they say,
0:57.6	hey, we can't see you until the end of September.
1:00.7	It's basically the beginning of July.
1:03.2	And so what, am I supposed to just fucking sit here with my bloody ass and weight?
1:08.3	It's like fucking three months to see somebody?
1:11.1	Like, I don't understand.
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