Episode 418: Fun Fact Ketchup Was Once Medicine w/ Stefan Heck
Your Kickstarter Sucks
Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale
4.8 • 1.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 August 2025
⏱️ 138 minutes
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Summary
What do you get when you cross August the month with Guests, the people you have on your show sometimes? Well you get a fresh pair of eyes on the interesting yet crazy Kickstarters of the day, a ton of laughs, and oh yeah, you get AuGuest, the brand new concept rolling into YKS just this very month! Join us and inaugural guest Stefan Heck as we take a look at computer mouse storage, a music pleasure insertion toy, basically the chairs from WALL-E, and some Kickstarters that Stefan brought as well. Wait, I just remembered he didn’t bring any. What the hell!? Why didn’t he do anything? Freakin numbnuts.
Listen to Stefan’s show Blocked Party, now exclusively on Patreon, at Patreon.com/BlockedParty, and hey why not watch him live every Monday - Thursday at Twitch.tv/GoOffKings?
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| 0:00.0 | You know, I've been thinking a lot lately about these things called magic mushrooms. |
| 0:05.7 | I don't know. |
| 0:06.4 | I just kind of wonder, what is it that makes them quite so magical? |
| 0:11.2 | I mean, babe, are they going to put me in a box and saw me in half? |
| 0:16.1 | Uh, no thank you. |
| 0:18.0 | I think I'll take a Tylenol instead. |
| 0:19.9 | In fact, I'm going to need a big one |
| 0:21.3 | after you're done with me in that box what are they going to do they're going to hop on a dirt bike |
| 0:26.8 | and uh ride around in a sphere with another guy on a dirt bike is that how magic they are is that magic |
| 0:32.0 | looks like magic to me a lot of things do and that's why I really can't be in control of all the stuff I |
| 0:41.1 | want to grab out there in the world and put in my belly. That's why I put my trust in Schedule 35. |
| 0:46.7 | Because they know that not all drugs are created equal. Some of them are from the earth. |
| 0:51.8 | Cilocybin, for example, when taken thoughtfully at sub-halucinogenic levels, can sharpen |
| 0:56.7 | your focus, hone your mental clarity, unleash your creativity, why am I still talking? |
| 1:01.4 | What else do you need? |
| 1:03.4 | You want it to install a new dishwasher for you, too? |
| 1:06.9 | There's only so much they can do, and it's a lot. |
| 1:10.9 | But maybe you're on your own. |
| 1:11.8 | Maybe you scrub it by hand for a couple weeks. |
| 1:14.8 | I don't know. |
| 1:16.0 | Get some of that the foaming stuff. |
| 1:19.2 | That makes washing dishes fun. |
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