Episode 415: Fake Mickey Mouse Watch

Your Kickstarter Sucks

Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 July 2025

⏱️ 140 minutes

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Summary

I hate my RV. Why did I decide to buy it? Why am I living in a big car? Aren’t I supposed to be enjoying my life at this age? I worked hard, dammit! And that slick salesboy at the dealership talked me into buying this big hulking bus. I look like I’ve got Aerosmith in here, but it’s just me, my wife, 6 of the most disgusting and worst behaved dogs this side of a Stephen King movie, a steel trash can full of Labubus, and a satellite dish. I wish I were dead! The only animating force in this life is the haunting spectre of dirt collecting in the entryway. Each day it calls me, and I answer! Toiling in its wake like Sisyphus! What benevolence will release me from this Hell?! Hopefully there’s like a small piece of plastic or something. Or, at the very least, a wetworks mercenary figurine I can put on the dashboard.

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0:00.0	Hello
0:02.0	It's YKS and we're getting crazy
0:06.0	Mike and Jee, yeah, yeah
0:08.0	In the input, baby, two certified players
0:10.0	with swagriss
0:11.0	You ain't never heard a better podcast
0:12.0	than this volume of a seat back
0:14.0	Crack the six-pack
0:15.0	to the worldwide kings of the game we're backs
0:17.0	Come on
0:18.0	It's YKS, come on
0:20.0	Drop that feet.
0:24.1	Hey, Mike and J.
0:25.4	If I have a question for you.
0:27.8	I suppose this question is some people in my life to mix responses.
0:33.0	You know how at Costco, like, it's a store, but it's also, like, a little restaurant, like, they have a food, maybe a restaurant is generally,
0:40.2	so they have the food zone, and you can get a big hot dog or slice of pizza or whatever.
0:44.4	My question is, if they also had a situation like that at Ali's, the, like, Fargan store where you can buy, like discontinued uh celebrity cookware and stuff
0:57.1	if they had an ollie's eatery with kind of the same sort of fair like hot dog pizza whatever
1:03.3	would you fuck with the ollie's eatery um i wait your response thanks
1:10.8	hey everybody welcome to y k a s i'm j f I weigh your response. Thanks.
1:12.5	Hey, everybody.
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