Episode 414 - Dick on Riley's Arrest

The Dick Show

Dick Masterson

Dickmasterson, Biggestproblemintheuniverse, Comedy

4.8 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2024

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Eric July gets Riley arrested for standing in a parking lot, Maddox's new cartoon show from 2018 and how he blew his last chance in Hollywood, a man ruins his brain on acid, and I interrupt a movie; all that and more this week on The Dick Show!

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0:00.0	Oh, this is a half full beer. These are like fucking landmines. A beer with exactly one sixth
0:09.2	remaining. It's a goddamn hazard. It's a safety hazard, you know?
0:13.6	There should be a warning on the cam.
0:15.2	I should put a warning.
0:16.2	You didn't drink this one, you pussy.
0:18.6	Be very careful.
0:19.8	Do not knock it over.
0:21.3	Put it with the other empties so.
0:23.5	Yeah.
0:24.8	You mean because it knocks it over.
0:26.4	Because they're so.
0:27.1	Treat it like an empty because it's warm.
0:28.3	The can itself is warm.
0:29.7	It doesn't feel like, you know, like there's anything in it.
0:32.3	And with only a little bit in it,'s tough, it's easy to knock over.
0:35.0	It's very easy to knock over.
0:36.0	And there's enough in there to spill everywhere and ruin your life.
0:41.0	To ruin another life.
0:42.0	To ruin another life. life. To ruin another life.
0:43.0	Another life is destroyed.
0:45.0	You know, some people would have...
0:47.0	Some people would have you believe that it's gay marriage that destroys lives.
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