Fucking patio furniture fucked my backup really mhm I always think the bed is the most likely to

fuck your backup oh god my fucking bed man I've about had it yeah well you got when was last time he got a new

mattress new uh I don't know it's not that long ago but this one I got the

what mattress that I got I got it at a spite. I got it too hard

I remember you telling that story. I was it you know I actually I don't know if that was a mistake

because now I'm gonna go I remember you saying as hard as possible. Yeah, I said like a pool table, right? Right. Without the felt. Just laying on slate. I really hate making any kind of long-term purchases or decisions.

I'll be honest with you.

Okay, I get that.

That's a major problem for me.

The bed thing too?

I don't give a fuck.

I'm always convinced that there's a better bed out there.

That somehow I chose wrong, like it's like, oh no, well this...

I'm gonna steal one from any hotel I've ever been to in my life, I'm just gonna take the bed

and go.

So these cock suckers learn that and then they say,

oh, we've got beds just like in the hotel.

I go, I fucking know you don't.

They're just...

I know that you know that I want to hear that.

They're hotel only model beds, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.. So hotel this is a special hotel one like it's

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