So no more running.

I can do misbehave.

Shit and your mother!

God damn it!

I'm sorry myself into a criminal institution.

Is it any wonder then that I've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system?

I think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, episode 413.

I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and joining me as always.

He's a film critic and author of the book Hollywood Pride and a pure delight.

It's Alonzo Dorale. What's good, sir?

Well, Kevin, you know, Dave White, when he is not cooking or baking, loves a candle.

And one thing that I have sort of learned over the years is that there's a real range.

You know, there's the super cheapy ones that are, like, loaded with chemicals and likely to give you a headache.

There's the fancy schmance ones that you feel guilty for even lighting because they cost so much.

But there is a middle ground.

And in that middle ground, I want to recommend, this is a company, it's spelled V-O-L-U-S-P-A.

We are in disagreement over whether it's Voluspa or Voluspa.

But they make a reasonably priced, really nice candle.

Maybe you want to, like, kick out the jams for, like, a first date or people coming

over for dinner.

You want to, you know, like, have something in the bathroom that really just says elegance.

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