Episode 412 - Is That A Crossbow In Your Pants?

Hank Patterson's Outdoor MisAdventures

Travis Swartz

Camper, Fishing, Simms, Wilderness, Rivers, Reel, Orvis, Hankpatterson, Wild, Conservation, Outdoors, Comedy, Adventure, Sports, Flyfishing, Mountains, Camping, Hiking, Streams, Costa

5 • 908 Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

This week we're discussing some disturbing things about Florida Man's shoplifiting habits and then learnin' all about one of history's greatest inventions. It's an episode YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS! Turn it up and hang on! And we end with one of Hank's fave HILLFOLK NOIR songs! Enjoy!

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0:00.0	Yeah, this one's for everybody's at 70s, brown butt, you know what I'm saying?
0:03.0	I'm A, Patterson, fly fishing expert, outdoor guide, good camper,
0:12.0	d''nang good at camping,
0:13.8	hosting this show, Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures.
0:17.4	This is season four.
0:20.2	The season where we learn some shit, learn some shit,
0:23.0	learn some shit, this is the season where we learn some shit and stuff.
0:28.0	Today we're going to be learning about one of the greatest, most underrated, most underappreciated most taken for granted
0:36.8	camping and dining inventions of all time. I'm not going to tell you what it is just yet. I don't want to give it away right up front. I want to create some
0:50.3	anticipation, some tension. I want you to have to wait for it. It's like, oh my God, what are we going to be talking about today?
0:57.0	But suffice it to say, you'll be getting one of the most important history lessons of your entire life. A history
1:07.3	lesson that I promise you right now you will likely not find on any other podcast. It's probably on some other
1:15.8	podcast. I mean but you'd have to look really hard because what I'm gonna
1:21.2	because why the hell, trust me when we get to it you're going to be like we I'm not going to find that on any other podcast
1:26.6	Because who the hell cares but but you should care and it's an important thing that we're going to be talking about. It's an invention that has changed the lives for the better of millions and millions and trillions and billions and billions of people over the last
1:46.7	hundred and some odd years. It's an invention that has made your life better,
1:51.8	will make your children's life better, will make your
1:54.4	grandchildren's life better, future generations, it's made their lives better,
2:00.0	it made past generations, it made their lives better and you you son of a bitch you take it for
2:06.3	granted I take it for granted we all take it for granted and that ain't right and're going to get a history lesson today.
2:15.0	It's like, man, why are you so angry? Why am I so upset about it? I have no idea. I have no idea. It's a very exciting, very
2:25.1	exciting episode of Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures coming at
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