5 • 908 Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2022
⏱️ 55 minutes
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This week Hank is on what can best be described as a rant about errant golf balls, rocks on freeways and taking personal responsibility. After that tirade we're talking about animals seeing the world in slow motion. Enjoy! And APOLOGIES to all our GOLFER listeners.
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0:00.0 | Yeah, this one's where everybody's at 70s, brown butt, you know what I'm saying? |
0:03.0 | I'm A Paterson, fly fishing expert, outdoor guide, good camper. I'm good at camping. |
0:13.2 | Golf school dropout and host of this show, |
0:16.0 | Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures, |
0:17.8 | and this is season four, |
0:20.0 | the season where we're gonna learn some shit and stuff. Like today, we're going to learn some shit and stuff. |
0:23.2 | Like today, we are going to learn about how certain small animals, |
0:28.0 | such as squirrels or shipmunks or insects like flies, how they perceive speed, meaning how they perceive how fast the world is moving or things within the world are moving. |
0:42.8 | It's a crazy deep dive into the shallow end of my brain |
0:47.3 | where we discuss the fact that some animals |
0:50.8 | are seeing the world in slow motion. |
0:54.0 | And then we're going to have an existential debate about whether or not there is such a thing |
0:57.6 | of slow motion or fast motion or regular motion or motion at all. |
1:01.2 | It's what we're going to learn about today here in a little while. But before |
1:04.6 | that I should let you know that this episode, Hank Patterson's outdoor misadventures is brought to you |
1:09.2 | by the pro staffers, the patrons at patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson. |
1:15.0 | These are the people keeping the lights on, the boat afloat, this show going. |
1:18.0 | If you like this show, you have a patron at Patreon.com |
1:22.0 | forward slash Hank Patterson to think for it because that is why we |
1:25.7 | continue to have a show is because these people support the show and what do they get out of that? |
1:29.5 | Well in the first of every month the patrons get their very own episode that nobody else gets to hear and also once a month we do a live stream event called Beers with Hank where we're either on Zoom or YouTube and it's live and I answer questions and talk to the patrons and hang out with the patrons. |
1:47.0 | And so if you want to support this show, that's a great way to do it at Patreon.com forward slash Hank Patterson. |
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