So no more running.

I need to misbehave.

Shit and your mother!

God damn it, son myself into a criminal institution.

Is it any wonder then that I've chosen not to learn the intricacies of an antiquated and idiotic system?

I think not.

Hello and welcome to Maximum Film, Episode 411.

I'm your host, Kevin Avery, and yes, I did get a new haircut.

Thank you very much for asking.

And joining me, as always, he's everyone's favorite film critic and author of the book

Hollywood Pride, and he will bake you under the table.

Everybody, it gets Alonzo

Doralde. What's good? Kevin, your haircut is podcast fetching. Let me just put that out into the world.

No, it looks great. What's good for me, I'll tell you, I keep hearing about the Selena Gomez

Oreos and I can't find them anywhere because I don't go to Target anymore because they know what they did.

However, I do want to report that there's another new Oreo on the block that demands your consideration, and that is the dark chocolate Oreo, which is the filling is a dark chocolate, you know, cream EME

filling.

And it is good stuff.

You know, I've gotten real picky with my mass produced cocoa products lately, you know,

like save your cocoa puffs.

I would have my mom's best cocoa rice instead.

But these dark chocolate Oreos have that like a really good dark chocolate that you want.

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