Episode 41 – Dick on Madcucks
The Dick Show
Dick Masterson
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2017
⏱️ 117 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Presenting Dick. Dick. |
| 0:14.0 | Ready. |
| 0:15.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:17.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:18.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:20.0 | Welcome to Dick! |
| 0:22.0 | You need Dick you want Dick you love Dick, you to Dick. You need Dick. You want Dick, you love Dick. You got it. |
| 0:25.0 | It's the only show where everything is a contest coming to you live from the city of failure |
| 0:32.0 | in a concrete bunker in the side of a mountain. |
| 0:35.0 | I'm your host Dick Masterson. |
| 0:37.0 | With me as always as Sean, the audio engineer. |
| 0:40.0 | Hello Jack! Hey, what's up buddy, joining us today. |
| 0:43.0 | That was a weird intro. |
| 0:44.0 | Very special, very special episode. |
| 0:46.0 | I'm hyped up, man. |
| 0:48.0 | I'm really, really hyped up for today's episode. |
| 0:51.0 | I feel like I'm, I feel like I'm back on my heels you know that |
| 0:55.6 | feeling you get in your heart where you feel like you're back on your heels |
| 1:00.2 | some days man I feel like I'm on the balls of my feet all day and nothing can go wrong. |
| 1:07.3 | I feel like a wizard. Like I'm out doing a magical dance and the magnet and the flow is flowing with me. I feel like I'm doing Tai Chi. |
| 1:16.4 | You know, and the world, the wind is flowing with the way that I'm doing my Tai Chi like Die Hard 2, naked in front of my bed in the morning, |
| 1:26.3 | looking, looking out at the world I'm doing this Tai Chi. |
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